story of a live-in couple

adam: i have so much to do....[lists his things]
me: do you want me to help you pack then?
adam: yeah, sure
me: ok, what do you want to bring? which shirts? the orange polo? blue-stripe polo?
adam: uh....what?
me: the polos, which ones? the orange one or the blue stripe one or both?
adam: ...oh! both
me: ok, what about t-shirts and shorts?
adam: uh...what?
me: t-shirts and shorts? which ones?
adam: you know when my parents go on vacation, my mom just packs everything for my dad.
me: .........