Thursday, July 4, 2013

Parlez-Vous Anglais?

Random American: Parlez-vous anglais?
Me: Oui...er..I mean yes I do..
A: My daughter really likes your shoes - where did you buy them? Or what brand is it?
Me: Sorry I got them in Singapore..they were 10 bucks on the street market...
A: How did a Singaporean girl like you end up in Paris?
Me: Actually I'm not Singaporean, I'm Taiwanese. I was just in Singapore for work
A: Wow your English is really good!
Me: Well...I grew up in Canada...
A: Wow, you get around!

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